The Availability Awards eBook with Bonuses

 
Why We Fall for Emotionally Unavailable Men (and How to Stop Getting Heartbroken)

For anxious women who needs to stop wasting time, effort, and love dating the wrong guy.

You don’t need another bad first date. You don’t need another good guy who turns into a ghost, a situationship, or a charming time thief. You need to see what’s actually going on, not just in him but in you. The Availability Awards is your ticket out of emotional chaos and into clarity. This is your breakup from heartbreak, your invitation to stop falling for emotionally unavailable men who sparkle in all the wrong ways. You’re not crazy. You’re not too much. You’re not broken. But the way you attach, avoid, and abandon yourself in the name of love isn’t random. It’s a pattern. This book will break it with truth, humor, and a heavy dose of what-the-hell-was-I-thinking revelations.

Why I Wrote This

There was a time I thought I had bad luck in love. Really, I had a PhD in dating emotionally unavailable men. Each one a different version of the same heartbreak. They were hot, charming, emotionally stunted. I was hopeful, anxious, and addicted to potential. And the endings were always the same. So I started writing. Satire helped me cope. Humor helped me heal. What began as a list of red flags turned into The Availability Awards, a roast, a reveal, and a rescue mission for every woman who’s ever betrayed herself for love. Because the truth is, you don’t attract emotionally unavailable men. You choose them again and again until you don’t.

Here’s what you’ll get inside:

🥇 16 Award-Winning Red Flags
Meet the full cast of heartbreakers, from The Wounded Warrior to Mr. Fantasy Football, and finally understand why they felt so right but were so wrong.

💡 Clarity Over Closure
Get the emotional insight you’ve been craving without begging anyone for an explanation. Spoiler: you don’t need one.

😂 Comedy + Truth Bombs
Laugh, cry, and cringe your way to freedom. Healing has never been so entertaining.

📜 The Emotional Scorecard
You’re not the love interest anymore, you’re the judge. Learn how to evaluate real relationship readiness and stop handing out trophies to time wasters.

Imagine This

You spot a guy on Hinge who looks like he has a therapist and a skincare routine. You swipe right, but this time something is different. You don’t ignore your gut. You don’t toss your standards. You know exactly what’s going on, and you walk away before it even begins. That’s power. That’s peace. That’s what this book gives you.

Still wondering if this is for you?

Let’s clear up the doubts.

What if I’ve already dated all 15?
Congrats, you’re ahead of the curve. Now you get to stop.

What if I am emotionally unavailable too?
Spoiler: you probably are. But that doesn’t make you broken, it makes you self-aware. And that’s the first step to healing.

I’ve read dating books before, what makes this different?
No condescending “just love yourself” advice. No lectures. Just stories, satire, psychology, and actual tools to change your patterns.

Proof this works
Hundreds of early readers are calling this the most honest and entertaining dating guide they’ve ever read. And for the first time, they’re walking away before it becomes a mess.

Bonuses included with the eBook 

Here’s what you get for just $17:

✅ The Emotionally Unavailable Men eBook
370 pages, 21,000 words, 16 types of men you'll never fall for again. This full-color, full-sarcasm survival guide will make you laugh, reflect, and finally understand why modern dating feels like a minefield. ($47 value)

✅ Bonus #1: Emotional Unavailability Comparisons
A quick scan tool to spot red flags before you catch feelings. ($17 value)

✅ Bonus #2: Relationship-Ready Cheatsheet
15 green flags of someone actually ready to love and commit. ($17 value)

✅ Bonus #3: The Unreleased Chapter
An exclusive deep dive for those who’ve felt the sting of subtle control. Learn what really drives manipulation, how to spot it faster, and why it’s never your fault. ($47 value)

✅ Bonus #4: October Only
Email me one personal dating question and I’ll send you a thoughtful response. (Priceless)

Total Value: $252
Your Price: Just $17

You’ve already paid enough in time, tears, and therapy. This book isn’t just worth $17, it could save you years of confusion, dozens of heartbreaks, and a small fortune in wine and tarot readings. But this isn’t going to sit around in your inbox and magically transform your love life. You have to read it, do the work, laugh, cry, wake up.

Start today or stay in the cycle. There’s no shame in where you’ve been, but there is power in choosing where you go next. Try it for 30 days. If you don’t feel more clear, confident, and emotionally bulletproof in your dating life, I’ll give you every cent back. No questions asked.

Provide the payment for instant access into The Availability Awards + bonuses for just $17.